I can read books, I can do a variety of exciting
dog tricks, I can do stand up comedy,
and I can do it all before you blink.
Yes, folks. I am the best Lupe that the world has ever seen, and for a small fee
of one Meaty Lupe treat I will love you till the
day you quit feeding me.
Oh, and if you are still in the generous gift
giving mood, I can use a new bouncy ball.
It seems that every one that I get my powerful
jaws around deflates.(The deflated ball!!)
Be kind, unwind
and throw me a bone!! Love ya, mommy!!